Congrats to all the new parents. I hope your children steal your sleep, drain your bank account and ruin your chances of retirement. Yay Kids!
What I'd like to tell my RE:
Maybe you shouldn't work while pregnant or maybe you aren't as good as you thought. Thanks so much for helping me waste $27,000. I sure hope that you get to pay a year of your baby's school tuition with my debt.
What I wish:
I wish I had the balls to be a crackhead. At least there would be fantastic seconds of GLORY that no one could take away, not even fibroids.
Shit with gold painted on it. Hooray!
Three of my co-workers take a Krav Maga class. It's some sort of Israeli fighting technique (Jennifer Lopez used it in a movie called Enough). I often laugh at them when they suggest I join in. At the moment, I am wearing my hair straight and I do not have time to sweat. That would cause my hair to draw up and that's not the style I'm going for right now. But each day, I just get more angry and I'm unable to control the bitterness seeping through my words. It's making me think that maybe I should look into these classes. I'd get to yell, scream and beat the shit out of a person in pads. Of course the fact that they'd be able to do the same to me, doesn't sit so well.