Nope!

Well, just like that *snap*... the two week wait is over.  I'm not even sure it was a full two weeks.  I think it was a few days short.  There was no suspense at all.  Aunt Flo is here two days early.  She didn't come in with much of a bang. It was kind of like a quiver.  BUT I know the cramps will get worse as the day progresses and my heart will ache as well.

Since I am trying to be optimistic about this losing battle I take on every single month, I will say two positive things.

1.  At least I get to drink A LOT during my trip to Vegas.



2.  I get to spend more quality time with my nearly $200 piece of electronic snake oil, also known as my fertility monitor.  I mean heck...just because I paid a lot for it doesn't mean it should help me get a miracle on the first try, right?

Whatever!  Here's to hoping the rest of this day doesn't suck.  Advil, here I come!