Thursday, October 17, 2013

Bacon and Fertility

Researchers know how to take the fun out of every damn thang!  Now they say bacon can lower a man's sperm count.  Click here, if you don't believe me.

Conversation with Hubby:

Me: "Researchers say too much bacon lowers sperm count."

Hubs:  "I don't eat bacon that much, so I don't have to worry about it."

Isn't it sad that our conversations have been reduced to the topics of meat and sperm? 


  1. Well, that explains everything. I think my husband's diet is 70% bacon.

  2. Bacon always smells really good but its always a huge let down in the taste department. I have a similar problem with peanut butter cups.... Also I have to wonder who grants funding for bacon/sperm count research... I mean really???