Sunday, November 1, 2015

My Dog Thinks I’m Pregnant

I took a trigger shot last night. You and I know it’s artificial pregnancy hormone. My little dog, Roxie, doesn’t quite understand it. She’s staying close and snuggling more than normal. She thinks I’m pregnant. My attempts to convince her that I’m merely trying to cook some eggs have failed.

We learned that she’s sensitive to pregnancy hormone after my ectopic pregnancy in November of 2014. She could not get close enough to me. She actually climbed up and covered my face. It was the strangest thing she’d ever done. We laughed it off. It was probably a week later that we learned I was ectopic.

When she pushed past my laptop for extra-close cuddle time today, my husband and I questioned what she was up to, then it hit us. That damn trigger has triggered Roxie. It’s cool. I like to cuddle and snuggle, despite her smelly breath:-)


Retrieval is tomorrow.

P.S. My Aussie, Wally, notices nothing. He does not care about my hormones. LOL!

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  2. I'm a bit late here, but hopefully things went well and you got some nice eggs. Here's hoping Roxie can pick up on potential babies as well as real ones.

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