I know why I've been a crying, hot mess the past two days. Ol' Aunt Flo greeted me today. Although I hate her, I was glad to see her. At least there was a reason for my complete emotional break down. Who melts down like that, after seeing a shrink for more than a month? I'll tell you who. She's a woman who had too many Aunt Flo hormones coursing through her veins.
Damn!
Now, I'm at home with my three favorite things: My man, my dog and my glass of wine. Oh Yeah!
So instead of continuing down my path of sadness, I say to Aunt Flo, "Oh hey, Girl. Don't get too comfortable because your ass will be gone in about five days." :-)
Damn!
Now, I'm at home with my three favorite things: My man, my dog and my glass of wine. Oh Yeah!
So instead of continuing down my path of sadness, I say to Aunt Flo, "Oh hey, Girl. Don't get too comfortable because your ass will be gone in about five days." :-)
Oh, Aunt Flo. Such a bitch of a visitor. But at least now you have a bit of an explanation for the moodiness! Bring on the wine, I say. :)
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