Researchers know how to take the fun out of every damn thang! Now they say bacon can lower a man's sperm count. Click here, if you don't believe me.
Conversation with Hubby:
Me: "Researchers say too much bacon lowers sperm count."
Hubs: "I don't eat bacon that much, so I don't have to worry about it."
Isn't it sad that our conversations have been reduced to the topics of meat and sperm?
Conversation with Hubby:
Me: "Researchers say too much bacon lowers sperm count."
Hubs: "I don't eat bacon that much, so I don't have to worry about it."
Isn't it sad that our conversations have been reduced to the topics of meat and sperm?
Well, that explains everything. I think my husband's diet is 70% bacon.
ReplyDeleteBacon always smells really good but its always a huge let down in the taste department. I have a similar problem with peanut butter cups.... Also I have to wonder who grants funding for bacon/sperm count research... I mean really???
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